"I stoo-dor" - Norm McDonald complains!

...so Norm McDonald speaks against the Union, in the movie Deuce Bigelow - have you seen it?

If not check out the google video clip below. Anyways, Norm - the veteran 'Male Gigolo' Union worker - has had enough of the new rules (find out what they are for yourself), and in this scene he is complaining about them.

Norm is funny as a disgruntled union worker. When I first saw this clip I just heard the Scottish (not Irish as correctly pointed out by Gigohead ) accent and though it was quite funny, but when I realized what he was saying - it became funnier on a whole different level!!!

View this video:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=516518296346950904&q=norm+snl

















Now, read the dialogue below and view it again:

Norm's Lines:

"....Ya'll know me. My name is McManess. I jined this unian some twanty odd yars argo ...for two reasons ...to have intercarson-exchange-for-cash ...number two ...to pratect me rights as a manher.

Boot three yars ago, when this 'uanian' ... told we manhers that we were to stop having intercars-exchange with yanderagegirs - I strangly disagrrred ...but I did nat stand oup. I'm ashamed to say. I stoo-dor . ....And then 3 months later this 'uanian' told we manhers that we were to wash our private yeryarears butween kusthamas! ....h'our private yeryears!

...Once again. I'm ashamed to repart to you gentleman .... I stoo-dor!!!

But now sir ...wa'am I to say to my yeightyerol'bhayyy ... when he comes to me and he says 'Daddy Daddy what's tha' ting .....hangin' off of yourrrr Heeeee Pooosaaayyy ?'

How am I ter tell him sir????"

(crowd shouts, claps - friend asks Deuce to Clap too ...Deuce joins in - apparently confused)

uanian - Union
intercarson-exchange-for-cash - intercourse,exchange for cash
manher - man whore
yanderagegirs - Underage-girls
I stood-doun - I Stood Down ...G points out in her comment "I did not stand up, I stood down"
private yeryears - areas
yeightyerol'bhayyy - Eight year old boy
Heeeee Posaay - 'He pu-ssy'
Kusthumus - Customers (not Christmas - thanks G)


Note: Updated after corrections from Ginohead and G. Thanks guys .... I had to watch it again and it still is funny....